Nicole Kidman’s Lips Are Scaring People

November 13, 2009 / Posted by:

When Nicole Kidman hit the red carpet with Keith Urban at the CMAs the other night, some people made the sign of the cross and hissed at her face. Basically, everyone thought her lips looked like something you’d find swimming in the waters of Lake Karachay (aka the most toxic spot on Earth).

One witness told Page Six, “She looked freakish. She just had her lips done, and now she looks like Meg Ryan.”

Personally, I thought Nicole kind of looked like she breathed oxygen for once. If she was a flower, she’d still be of the plastic variety, but she’s not the second coming of Jocelyn Wildenstein. Yet. She still has time for that.

Nicole’s titty situation on the other hand….. Those things looked like two babies being smothered! Someone should have called Child Protective Services. Unless, such a thing as Chichis Protective Services exists?

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