Alex Reid’s full-time cock tucker, Katie Price, went on Chelsea Handler’s show last night to promote how she flies all the way to Los Angeles to get fucked in the face with a Botox needle. File this under: You might be a famewhore if…..
The Sun seems to think that Katie Price was left “humiliated” after Chelsea destroyed her during the interview, but I didn’t see it that way. First of all, she’s Katie Price, so she humiliates herself as soon as she leaves the house (Harvey will get me for that one). Second of all, Chelsea was kind of easy on Katie. She only said that Katie will take Alex straight to the middle (true). And that she should be proud of herself for writing 33 books, even if they are for children. Those burns aren’t going to leave a mark. Besides, Katie even puts make-up in the insides of her ears, so I doubt she even heard Chelsea dogging her.
And yes, it is totally fitting that there’s a ticking time bomb countdown at the top of this clip.