Drew Barrymore Needs To Stop

November 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Drew Barrymore already had her fun with Charlie’s Angels TWICE! Drew needs to leave it alone and go play with something else (a sequel to Doppelganger, perhaps?). But noooooooo, Drew is not done with Charlie Angel’s! Variety (via Coming Soon) brings us the nipple-crushing news that Drew is in talks with ABC to produce a pilot for a modern version of Charlie’s Angels. This is more like Charlie’s NIGHTMARES. Did they not learn anything from She Spies?

Josh Friedman, who worked on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, is currently writing the script. Drew and some other evil doers will produce.

Mischa Barton better go back to her whiskey enema and not even look at her phone to call her agent. DON’T.

This whole idea is ugly. The only way I can co-sign this is if this wreck starred Chicken Cutlets, Rojo Caliente, Shauna Sand and Spaghetti Cat as Charlie. Otherwise, they need to let it rest in peace. Send Charlie’s Angels up to heaven with Aaron Spelling and Farrah Fawcett where it belongs.

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