Afternoon Crumbs
Levi Johnston’s Playgirl shoot involves a hockey stick. I hope the hockey stick is on birth control – Towleroad
Tricia Helfer in a state of what you might call “totally fucking nekkid” – Egotastic!
Fergie should use that finger for better things, like plugging up her leaky beaver – Hollywood Tuna
The paint is drying – Popsugar
Wake me when the pictures from New Moon’s Chernobyl premiere come out – Lainey Gosisp
RiRi almost gets scratched out by a cat – Just Jared
There’s only one way to settle this: a cage match between Colbert and a jar of Miracle Whip – Best Week Ever
SamRo and her new piece (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Indiana Jones and the Wig Crypt of Doom – Hollywood Rag
Some bitch tried to get a bunch of cash out of Cindy Crawford – I’m Not Obsessed
Chris Pine is Breakout Something of the Year – ICYDK
Stephen Colbert shaves Woody Harrelson’s bald spot for the troops – Celebitchy
Even shiny unicorns and smiley suns can’t distract us from LiLo’s meth face – Cityrag
Mimi and her friend bump guts – Socialite Life