Would You Hit It?

November 12, 2009 / Posted by:

It’s nice to see that Andre Agassi’s old wig is still getting work these days. It really brings out the “dopey” in Derek Jeter’s eyes, right? Anyway, here’s Jeter on Coney Island today shooting a cameo as a homeless dude in Marky Marky and Will Ferrell’s new movie The Other Guys.

Derek Jeter as a homeless man is really fucking ironically hilarious (embrace the sarcasm), because in real-life he could buy hundreds of homeless people to take turns plucking his ass hairs out one by one. Actually, that’s really depressing. Let’s just go back to pointing and farting on that mop of cat tails on his head.

And duh, I’d even hit that shit from the front while wearing that gutter ass wig.

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