TyTy Is Changing Things Up On Top Model

November 12, 2009 / Posted by:

This season of America’s Next Top JCPenney Newspaper Supplement Model: The Midge Edition is getting the worst ratings in the show’s history. So TyTy Banks is shaking things up in order to get hos watching again. Gatecrasher reports that Miss J Alexander has been kicked off of the judge’s table and will go back to coaching the girls on the correct way to sashay on the runway.

Joining TyTy and Nigel Barker as head judges will be Kimora Lee Simmons and Vogue’s Sultan of Side-Eyes Andre Leon Talley. Kimora was a judge on the first season of ANTM, but she was replaced by Janice Dickinson for whatever reason (aka TyTy fired her).

So, Andre Leon Talley, Kimora Lee Simmons and TyTy will all be sitting together….in the same room….in a row. CODE EGO. The fire department better be on hand at all times just in case these three bump heads. If they do, there will be an explosion of epic proportions and Nigel’s sexy ass will find himself trapped in a pile of weaves, paper fans, tarantula lashes and Spanx. And that’s just from Andre Leon Talley!

Since Andre is involved in Top Model now, does that mean the winner will get a spread in Vogue Antarctica?

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