Naughty Girls Need A Check Too

November 12, 2009 / Posted by:

The full cast of the UK’s I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here was announced this morning, and unfortunately Detective La Toya Jackson isn’t going to make it to the jungle after all. But glamour model turned pop icon turned gayelle champion Samantha Fox will! That means we will finally get that jungle acoustic version of “I Wanna Have Some Fun.”

The cast also includes a bunch of hos I’ve never ever heard of. I took a few shots of the sweet nectar (for clarity) and I still have no clue. I need Detective La Toya to solve the mystery of some of these people’s careers. Here they are:

Stuart Manning of Hollyoaks – No clue.
Lucy Benjamin formerly of EastEnders – No clue.
Sabrina Washington formerly of Mis-Teeq – No clue.
Gino D’Acampo, celebrity chef – No Clue.
Justin Ryan and Colin McAllister, interior designers and reality stars – Yes. I know these bitches.
George Hamilton, a leather duffel bag – Yes. I know this bitch.
Kim Woodburn of How Clean Is Your House? – Yes. I know this bitch.
Camilla Dallerup of Strictly Come Dancing – No Clue.
Jimmy White, snooker star – No Clue.

Katie Price, who was already on that shit a few years ago, is expected to join the cast in a couple of weeks. But first, Katie has to finish getting her monthly maintenance in Los Angeles (tits rotated, vagina resuscitated, lips plumped, etc….). Pictures below.

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