Mike Tyson Is In Trouble Again

November 12, 2009 / Posted by:

At LAX last night, Mike Tyson and a pap were both arrested after getting into a fight where fists flew and blood was shed. If Mike is involved, you know a bitch is going to end up in the ER. Mike does it like that.

The L.A. Times reports that some witnesses claim the pap started the fight by getting all up in Mike’s life at the airport. Mike was with his daughter at the time and the pap reportedly followed him everywhere he went including the bathroom. Mike told police that the pap threw the first punch, because he was trying to provoke him. The pap’s story is that Mike busted him in the face first and then tried to take the film out of his camera. Both Mike and the pap wanted to press charges against each other so they were both arrested.

Mike was taken down to the station and booked on suspicion of battery. He was released a short time later on his own recognizance. The pap was taken away in an ambulance to the nearest hospital.

We’re taught that if we see a bear with her young out in the wild, we stand still and keep our eyes down low like we’re being scolded by our abuelita. This is also what you do when you come across Mike Tyson. If you even breathe the wrong way around Mike, your eyeball will end up on the floor and your cheek bones will become one with each other. The pap obviously doesn’t have any love for his ears, because Mike is not the one.

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