Hot Slut Of The Day!

Raden Soemawinata, the sexy piece hero who dropped his pants and jumped into the extremely dangerous waters (not really) of Victoria, Australia to save a dog.

When Sue Drummond’s dog BiBi was carried off the pier and into the water by a strong bitchy ass wind, she didn’t know what to do. Sue couldn’t jump in herself, because she was afraid that she wouldn’t be able to swim back with her dog. Luckily for Sue and BiBi, a sexy piece with a heart of gold happened to be on the pier. Raden ripped off his pants and jumped in the water to save her. Raden said, “It was pretty cold and windy, but it wasn’t such a hard decision to jump in, it wasn’t such a great feat. I’m a part-time model, so getting into my jocks isn’t so different to what I do for work.”

AND GET THIS, the part-time model was on the pier to spread his grandmother’s ashes. I think my heart just beat for the first time in weeks! Seriously, the only way this story could get sappier (aka sweeter) is if Sue turned out to be Raden’s grandmother’s long-lost best friend from childhood who she was trying to find right before her death. They could make a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie out of this starring Milo Ventimiglia and Estelle Parsons. They can call it “Brought Together By BiBi.”

The next time I’m in Victoria, Australia, I’m going to dress in a fluffy white dog costume, hold my nose and jump the hell in. Maybe a part-time in boxer briefs and ankle socks will come to my rescue.

And I love that in the 7th thumbnail below, Sue is busy giving a little sugar to the hot part-time model while BiBi is basically being choked to death. Priorities!