Dumb Horny Bitch Of The Day

29-year-old Joshua Basso was sitting in his room at the local boarding house in Tampa, FL when his genitals started percolating and he was in the mood for a little phone fucking. But there was a minor problem. Joshua’s LG cell phone was completely out of minutes. Fear not, a light bulb appeared over Joshy’s peen and he decided to try his luck by calling 911. Obviously, Josh is not known in his circle for coming up with brilliant ideas.

The St. Petersburg Times reports that Josh started getting all dirty with the female operator. He asked her to do sex with him and also wanted to know what her breasts were like. When the operator hung on him, Josh called back four times. Well, the police finally came (punned on purpose) to Josh’s room and arrested him. Josh wouldn’t admit if he was polishing his pole while talking to the operator. However, Josh did admit that he called 911 for phone sex, because it’s the only number that is free.

I understand that when you gotta cum, you gotta cum, but DAMN! Wait. Unless it was always Josh’s plan to get thrown into a jail cell, because he knew there was a chance his biscuit would get tapped by a sausage in there. If that’s the truth, then change the headline of this post to “Brilliant Horny Bitch of the Day.”