The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 10th!

November 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Hands and utensils everywhere breathed a sigh of relief with the invention of the Kirstie Alley Feed-O-Matic made from 100% titanium. – suze

Runners-up:

Why is he sucking Heather Mills toes? – El Bastardo

It turns out that the DNA tests performed by the Maury Povich Show were a bit unorthodox. – loozer

If you need help with your gag reflex you can just visit a Pam Anderson fashion show. – freebird

(Thanks John)

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