Steven Tyler Is The Rainbow

Over the weekend, Joe Perry seemed to think that Steven Tyler was going to tuck his bones into a soft bed and retire from Aerosmith forever. But you can’t keep a zombie down, because Steven announced last night that he will continue to shimmy and shake with Aerosmith.

Steven made a surprise appearance during Joe Perry’s show at the Fillmore in NYC where he declared that he was the rainbow, motherfucker! According to Rolling Stone, Steven jumped out of Glamberace’s asshole and shouted, “I just want New York to know, I am not leaving Aerosmith. Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors. But I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!”

We all should all be soul jizzing over this news. Not because we care that Steven Tyler is in Aerosmith or not. But because if he left, he probably wouldn’t have proclaimed that he is indeed the rainbow, motherfucker. Seriously, from now on we need to address him as: “Motherfucker, The Rainbow!”

And at next year’s gay pride parades, I better see thousands of Steven Tylers waving in the damn air instead of rainbow flags.