Finally somebody has told Joe “Bitch Better Have My Money” Jackson to go play with a metal fork and a wall socket in the corner. TMZ reports that a Los Angeles judge has told Joe that he needs to get back out on the streets with the other pimps, because Michael Jackson’s estate will not deposit an allowance into his checking account every month.
Last week, Joe filed papers requesting a piece of Michael Jackson’s estate. Joe whined about how his expenses are more than $15,000 a month and Michael used to help him out when he was alive. Well, the judge threw that shit out in the back and told Joe he has no legal right to that cash.
Don’t you shed a tear for Joe, I’m sure he’ll find a way to keep his pockets full of dollars. Maybe the Haunted House at Disneyland will hire him to scare the dick off of bitches. Who needs an animatronic devil when you’ve got Joe Jackson? Satan would hire Joe to do some of his dirty work here on earth, but even he’s afraid of his ass! Joe has got Satan running off in fear.