Jon Gosselin Is Trying To Un-Douche Himself
November 11, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Jon Gosselin has jumped on this side of the fence to laugh and point at his acts of douchery with the rest of us. Yeah, I don’t remember sending him an Evite. Do you?
In this parody from Funny or Die, Jon performs a doucheorcism on himself by dumping Michael Lohan, Ed Hardy and his gutter tramp hos. Unfortunately, the video doesn’t end with Jon sacrificing himself to Kate’s number one fans: the rabid possums of the forest. It does have a terrifying ending though. I don’t appreciate that. Especially since I’ve always been afraid of flaming tampons.
This might be the first time in the history of forever that I actually wished I was watching Cher’s ass cheeks jiggling around on a battleship. So thanks, Jon.
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