Fergie Talks About Cheating

No, Fergie Ferg did not queef about the rumors that her husband did illegal fuck times with a pussy shaker down in Atlanta, but she did talk about how she was schooled by her therapist on the topic of cheating. In an interview with The Advocate, Fergie admitted that she didn’t know nibbling on the clitty counted as cheating. Fergie learned the expensive way (aka through her therapist).

Fergie said, “I’ve been very honest with him from the get-go. I think women are beautiful, I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship. I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls, so there is a rule there.”

Is that so? That’s not what I heard. I was under the impression that it doesn’t count as cheating if you don’t swallow or if you don’t know their last name. If the jizz don’t hit the tongue and you can’t point their name out in a phone book, you are free and clear! TRUTH!