Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

He’s a movie star, he is married, and he is gay. Out of respect for his wife, though, he only allows a boy in his bed when either one of the couple is traveling. Thoughtful, right? Well, it’s rather creepy, because the last couple of guys he has been with bear a strange resemblance to his wife. So is he picking the boys because they resemble his wife, or did he pick his wife because she resembles the kind of boy he likes? Hard to say, but in either case, he has no intention of coming out of the closet any time soon. Oh, and yes, they are practically boys. He likes them young, but is pretty careful about them being of legal age. (Blind Gossip)

Since both Jada Pinkett and Stepford Katie can kind of pass for twink gay porn stars in the right light, my guess is Tommy Girl or Will Smith?

This married A list television reality producer has always had a revolving door policy when it comes to the women with whom he has sex. However it seems that he has finally found just one woman he wants to have as his mistress and has cast the others aside. He wants to remain faithful to this mistress who also happens to be a B list reality star who seems to never have a boyfriend that sticks. Now you know why. (CDAN)

Mark Burnett and Ceiling Eyes? This is my guess, because he’s producing her next reality shit show.

This famous celebrity husband (mostly known for comedy) with a non-famous wife has convinced his spouse that every couple in Hollywood has threesomes. His wife was incredibly reluctant and refused for years, but he’s threatened divorced and told her that bringing in another partner into their marriage just comes with the territory when you marry someone famous. Our source says the wife seems really insecure about the marriage and worried that she is going to lose the star, has finally decided to hire a prostitute for his upcoming birthday. Not Steve Carell. (BuzzFoto)

I think every celebrity couple is already past threesomes. That’s vanilla to them. They’re already on gang bang orgies with farm animals. Anyway, my guess is the obvious: Charlie Sheen? Or maybe Adam Sandler?