Ashlee Simpson Wants To Be A Clothing Designer Now

November 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Asshole Simpson is already a failed lip-syncher, a failed jig dancer, a failed baby namer, a failed Gwen Stefani-wannabe, a failed TV star and now she’s adding yet another credit to her glittery resume: failed clothing designer. Yes, Ashlee is obviously trying to get into Guinness Book of World Records as having the most failures in one lifetime. Ashlee does have to step up her fail game since her sister is already ahead of her. Anyway…

According to Star Magazine (via Digital Spy), Ass is ready to launch her own clothing line just like Jessica. A source said, “Ashlee wants to start a clothing line. She wants it to be both preppy and punk rock. She thinks she can really succeed in fashion.”

I’m pretty sure “succeed” would never RSVP to a party thrown by Ashlee Simpson. Oh, I shouldn’t be so hard on her. She should reach for her dreams. I’m sure there’s many women out there who need more clothes to throw into their “crap to wear when you’re on your period” pile.

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