Wino Wants A Big Ass

November 10, 2009 / Posted by:

Amy Wino already got a replica of CoCo’s ass balls implanted on her chest, and now she wants a matching pair for her butt area. That’s what one of her friends told The Sun.

Apparently, Wino has traded in her addiction for the bad shit for a new addiction to plastic surgery. Wino has been blabbing about that she’s so in lust with her new titty sacks that she’s ready to get her ass pumped Kardashian-sized. Some source said, “Amy loves her boobs. She can’t stop touching them and showing them off to friends. She says she feels womanly again and wants to be more curvy like she used to be. She thinks by having another op and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look.

Wino just got rid of one gigantic ass and now she wants another?! While I was on board with Wino’s transformation from creature of the crackhouse to the star of MTV’s “Becoming Jodie Marsh,” I don’t know if I can co-sign her getting breast implants on her ass. First of all, bitch’s asshole is probably going to suffocate and that’s sad. Second of all, does she really wants to look like Gargamel’s head on Jessica Rabbit’s body? Actually, that sounds kind of hot. Carry on, crackie!

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