Open Post: Hosted By Sesame Street!

November 10, 2009 / Posted by:

Today is Sesame Street’s big 4-0, which means it won’t be long before we see Big Bird riding around in a new red Corvette with a young trophy ho and Oscar the Grouch shopping at Ed Hardy with Jon Gosselin. No, this will never happen, because Sesame Street will forever be an 8-year-old stoner. Thankfully.

Celebrate Sesame Street’s birthday by hugging a Muppet. And if you don’t have a Muppet near you, hugging Christian Bale will do. It’s just like hugging Kermit.

I had a hard time trying to figure out my favorite Sesame Street clip, but then one of my friends sent me the one below. I’ve never seen it, but it’s now at the top of my list. Let this girl serenade you as she takes her pet llama to the dentist in NYC to get his busted up grill fixed.

If you think about it, this shit is kind of fucked up. Why does this chick have a llama in NYC? And why is the dentist dude totally cool with a big animal strolling into his office? They are all stoned (even the llama). That’s the only explanation.

You can always count on Sesame Street to get you high without having to call your dealer.

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