A bunch of hos who were expecting to hear jokes that were approved by the FCC were in for a real shock on Friday night at Tracy Morgan’s show at Carnegie Hall. They must have been expecting Tracy to make jokes about side-eye-giving parrots. But instead, they got a whole lot of filthy nasty dirty offensive shit in their ears. That sounds like beautiful music to me.
According to Gatecrasher, people started fleeing the theater only a few minutes into Tracy’s show. Many middle-aged women ran home to fuck their ears with holy water-laced bars of soap after Tracy began making jokes about porn, drugs and gays. When Tracy joked that Obama and Michelle will have the first presidential sex tape out, some of the audience members gasped.
One audience member said, “People seemed to not be laughing at his jokes, but more because they were shocked and appalled with what was coming out of his mouth. There was a continuous flow of people getting up and leaving throughout the show.”
Tracy didn’t ignore the fact that people were quickly running out of there like they had a bad case of explosive diarrhea. Tracy told the audience, “You want the clean Tracy? Turn on the TV.”
This is why people need to do their research before they go to a show. It’s like the time some hot piece invited my ass to his one of his friends in Hamlet. After doing a quick Google search, I learned that shit was over 3 hours long!!!!! So before I left for the theater, I packed a bag filled with a neck pillow, a beef jerky variety pack, a beaker full of Franzia, a pee bottle and a pair of eyeball sunglasses (for naps).