Joss Stoner Thinks Everyone Smokes Weed

A few anti-drug campaigners are shaking their fists at 22-year-old Joss Stone after she told Star Magazine that weed is not a drug and that EVERYONE smokes it. If you have a baby at home, you better check on them, because they are probably smoking your stash in the bathroom. Tell them to get their own! Actually, does “everyone” include animals too, because my dog has been laughing at my dumb jokes lately. Anyway, here’s what Joss had to say. She probably swallowed a bong right before she spoke:

“I smoke weed, but I don’t think it’s really a drug. It’s more of a herb. I don’t regret saying that at all. I think everyone smokes weed and people who say they don’t are lying! Weed has been given this evil stamp, but how is it dangerous? It’s going to make you laugh your arse off? You might go to sleep? I think alcohol is much more harmful. People beat the fuck out of each other on alcohol.

But I don’t smoke weed all day long. I live in Devon and hardly ever go to clubs. When I do, I’ll drink three or four beers then move on to a vodka. I don’t want to take all those horrible drugs. Although some sound fun, so I might dabble now and then!”

Come to think of it, Joss Stoner is right. Whenever I get a drop of booze on my tongue, I get the intense urge to kick a bitch in the butt bone or slap a trick in their teefs. I thought it was because I was a terrible person, but now I know it’s due to the sweet nectar hitting my veins.

And the good shit never does that to me. Although, I think it caused me to put a tub of ice cream in the oven. It also might be the reason why I fell asleep with a peen on my forehead once.

Source: Daily Mail