Hot Sluts Of The Day!

November 10, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

John X and Lisa, two married (not to each other) employees at Cornell University who are involved in an e-mail sex scandal of sorts.

On Friday, Guest of a Guest posted a loooooong sexy e-mail exchange between two employees at Cornell University’s Business School. It’s really no scandal that two married people are having cyber sex, but it turned into one after John X accidentally BCCed the entire conversation to the WHOLE SCHOOL. This is why I do all my internet boning on IM.

So now everyone at Cornell knows that these two are typing sexy e-mails to each other using their genitals (basically). Below is just a little taste (poor choice of words) of their conversation. They get into that shit and it goes on forever. It’s like War & Peace. Well, more like Whore & Piece. John X and Lisa should write 70s porn scripts.

You can read the entire exchange over at Guest of a Guest. They also have pictures of John X and Lisa if you need the visual (which you do).

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:56 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

That sounds VERY SEXY to me!!! What kind of panties do you have on??? 🙂

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:57 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

A thong of course.

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:59 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

Well, be specific please!!! 🙂

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:01 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

Uh,a bright blue thong.if you want more specifics you;ll have to just see it for yourself.it could be your lunch;-)

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:05 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

Wow! I just LOVE that idea! And it would require no extra seasoning, seeing as how it would have your savory juices all over it!!! 🙂

Cut to a couple of hours later:

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:44 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

OH, I can SERIOUSLY help you with both of those Baby, don’t worry!

And I will be SO FUCKING HORNY after I get done SPANKING that FINE ASS of yours for hours, you’ll be FULL for a week after you swallow me! And I hear that CUM is an excellent source of protein, as well as other nutrients!!!

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:46 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

I knew I could count on you!!! You’re my hero!!!! My knight in shining armor!!! My private porn star!!!!!

Tags: Hot Slut of the Day

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