This is why you don’t try to stub out your ciggie near the subway tracks while you’ve got the drunks in a major way. Wait until you get on the train to stub it out on the seat. That’s what I always do.
A 22-year-old drunktard was waiting for the train to come in Boston when she accidentally stumbled onto the tracks after trying to put her cigarette out. Luck for her drunk ass, there were a few sober hos on the platform who waved at the oncoming train to stop.
The train conductor said that she knew something in the milk wasn’t clean as soon as she could see the people waving their arms at her. When she saw the lady on the tracks, she immediately hit her emergency break just in time. The conductor added that she knew the booze hound was fine when she came up with a giant smile on her face.
HAHAHAHA! That bitch was probably smiling because she was so happy that the train didn’t eff up her buzz by hitting her. That would’ve sucked. Or maybe she was mesmerized by the bright shiny lights coming from the train. Homegirl was having a “Norma Desmond” moment.
Despite a few cuts and bruises, the woman is going to be fine. The police say she told them she was drinking for hours before the accident.
And this brings new meaning to “drunken ho gets a train ran on her.”