Daddy Miss J

November 10, 2009 / Posted by:

When Miss J isn’t pursing his lips (you choose which pair) at the judge’s table on America’s Next Top Model, he’s chasing a 7-year-old boy around in stiletto heels. If you’re having trouble imagining that picture. Just think of an extra feathery ostrich trying to catch a screeching mouse. There.

On The MeMeMeMeMe Show today, Miss J told TyTy Banks that he’s the co-father of a 7-year-old boy.

It all started when a friend asked Miss J and his boyfriend to donate a drop of their creme de la cock so that she could bake a baby in her womb. Miss J explained, “A French lesbian had asked if we would be sperm donors. “So we thought, ‘OK, you want me to do you?’ And she was like, ‘Ooooh, I’m not that talented.’ So I said, ‘Okay fine.’ So we did a little test tube.”

Miss J’s ex-boyfriend is the boy’s bio-daddy, but he’s still involved in his life. Miss J said that his refined manners have started to rub off on his son, “He was toilet-trained at a year and three months. He refuses to drink out of plastic and will use only glass. He insists on wearing nice shoes. I think somehow my fashion genes must have slipped in there.

Cut to me wearing one stained sock (I don’t know where the other one went) and sipping from a plastic 2-liter Coke bottle filled with water (I’m too lazy to get up to refill a glass all the time). Basically, Miss J’s 7-year-old son is fancier than I am. I wonder if Miss J is taking applications?

VIA UsWeekly

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