Afternoon Crumbs

November 10, 2009 / Posted by:

FINALLY! An entire site devoted to calling out bitches for making “duckface” aka “queef face” aka “pruneface.” Although, I know my picture will show up on that shit soon. – Antiduckface (via Buzzfeed)

One of the Twilight hos got nekkid for Peta. Tell your sex holes to calm down, because it’s not RPattzEgotastic!

Tila Tequila has no idea who the Yankees are, right? She just wanted a reason to do ho shit – Hollywood Tuna

Jakey G should have charmed the ostrich by doing the “Dance of the Hours” from Fantasia. You know he knows that shit – Towleroad

Xtina cut the polyester out – Just Jared

The Gossip Girl threesome was about as sexy as one of Hilary Duff’s gigantic Chiclets (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

St. Angie’s angel-carried chariot must be in the shop – Popsugar

The older version of Kate Bosworth runs – Lainey Gossip

When you see the words “Pamela Anderson” you should know that pictures of her saggy nalgas will follow – Hollywood Rag

Cereal killersCityrag

Jon Gosselin needs to take his case to Judge Judy so she can turn him inside/out – ICYDK

Brit Brit’s bits make Joel Madden walk out of an interview – Celebitchy

Jerry Stiller just found his next starring vehicle – Paste

It ain’t a real Full House reunion unless Kimmy Gibbler is front and center – SOW

Not since Heather Mills have the Beatles been so violated – Socialite Life

Maybe the lady thought Kim Kardashian was pregnant in her ass? It’s an honest mistake – I’m Not Obsessed

Vadge goes to Brazil to meet Baby Jesus’ mother….who is young enough to be her daughter – Holy Moly!

The return of Geisy ArrudaJezebel

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