Afternoon Crumbs
FINALLY! An entire site devoted to calling out bitches for making “duckface” aka “queef face” aka “pruneface.” Although, I know my picture will show up on that shit soon. – Antiduckface (via Buzzfeed)
One of the Twilight hos got nekkid for Peta. Tell your sex holes to calm down, because it’s not RPattz – Egotastic!
Tila Tequila has no idea who the Yankees are, right? She just wanted a reason to do ho shit – Hollywood Tuna
Jakey G should have charmed the ostrich by doing the “Dance of the Hours” from Fantasia. You know he knows that shit – Towleroad
Xtina cut the polyester out – Just Jared
The Gossip Girl threesome was about as sexy as one of Hilary Duff’s gigantic Chiclets (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
St. Angie’s angel-carried chariot must be in the shop – Popsugar
The older version of Kate Bosworth runs – Lainey Gossip
When you see the words “Pamela Anderson” you should know that pictures of her saggy nalgas will follow – Hollywood Rag
Cereal killers – Cityrag
Jon Gosselin needs to take his case to Judge Judy so she can turn him inside/out – ICYDK
Brit Brit’s bits make Joel Madden walk out of an interview – Celebitchy
Jerry Stiller just found his next starring vehicle – Paste
It ain’t a real Full House reunion unless Kimmy Gibbler is front and center – SOW
Not since Heather Mills have the Beatles been so violated – Socialite Life
Maybe the lady thought Kim Kardashian was pregnant in her ass? It’s an honest mistake – I’m Not Obsessed
Vadge goes to Brazil to meet Baby Jesus’ mother….who is young enough to be her daughter – Holy Moly!
The return of Geisy Arruda – Jezebel