Katt Williams Is Not A Thief

November 9, 2009 / Posted by:

Comedian Katt Williams was arrested last night for allegedly breaking into a home in Georgia and snatching a bunch of stuff. Katt’s lawyer Williams Briggs tells TMZ that he has been set up! According to his Willy B, while Katt is shooting a movie in Georgia he’s staying at the producer’s home. The same home he was accused of robbing.

Willy B claims that Katt got into an argument with one of the producer’s employees who lives in the guest house. Katt really must have made that bitch’s balls boil, because the employee called the cops and reported a fake burglary. Willy B said that Katt has been staying at the house for nearly 3 weeks and was given full permission to be there.

And now you’ve just learned the fastest to get a bitch out of your house. The next time one of your fuck buddies overstays his welcome and starts yammering about brunch plans while cuddling (SHUDDER) with you, call 911. Tell them a strange man is robbing your ass. Yes, you will eventually be jailed for crying wolf, but at least you won’t have to cuddle with a ho.

BONUS! TMZ also has a 911 recording of some 17-year-old boy claiming that Katt was holding him against his will. The call was made last Tuesday. The boy said that he was about to take a car to the airport when Katt showed up and wouldn’t let him leave. Katt also threatened to beat him up. The cops arrived at the scene, but didn’t make any arrests.

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