Blair Waldorf, You Little Slut!

November 9, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Prison baby Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl is the latest actress trying to conquer the music charts. Don’t you know that record executives won’t even think about giving you a deal unless you’ve got at least 5 IMDB credits to your name?

Here’s Leighton’s shiny new video for “Somebody to Love” (Jefferson Airplane just crashed) featuring Alan Thicke’s baby boy Robin. The video is pretty basic. It features Leighton doing ho stuff in a rent-a-limo, ho stuff on a restaurant banquette (pretend it’s Black Angus), ho stuff in an elevator and ho stuff on sheer curtains. This is kind of how you spend your Saturday night. Well, instead of doing ho stuff in a limo, you do ho stuff in a pedicab. And instead of doing ho stuff on a restaurant banquette, you do ho stuff while waiting in line at White Castle. You get the picture.

I know this song may cause your ear holes to reach for the meth, but any song that will become a favorite at strip clubs everywhere is fine by me. This song is definitely going double condom wrapper.

Tags: Do You Need A Moment?, Dumbasses, Porn, Yeah Okay

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