Afternoon Crumbs

November 9, 2009 / Posted by:

The Peen Whisperer: This is how JLove’s trying to get an Emmy – Popoholic

MiserAlba gets spanked by Casey Affleck, remains miserable while doing so – Egotastic!

The body of Calvin Klein underwear doesn’t wear a bra – Hollywood Tuna

Even wolfs could use a little Botox in their pits – Popsugar

James Bond’s skinny jeans could be tighter – Lainey Gossip

Mickey Rourke can touch his chin with his middle finger. THE TALENT! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Sookeh is probably wondering why Stepford Katie’s only programmed thought is “Tommy Girl is the sexier than Xenu“- Just Jared

The latest update on Levi Johnston’s dick close-up – Towleroad

Shauna Sand in an elegant ensemble that I’m sure the Queen of England will be wearing very soon – Hollywood Rag

Bruce Willis says he won’t get the Demi Moore Special anytime soon – ICYDK

Dumb hos are still freaking out over a pretty tame Eva Mendes billboard – Cityrag

Another tape in the “Linday Lohan’s Worst Hits” series as provided by Michael Lohan Celebitchy

Suri Cruise is scared of real-life children – SOW

Here’s a gentle reminder that Jay-Z is boning Sasha FierceSocialite Life

Robbie Williams will reunite with Take That Holy Moly!

Janet Jackson and her pocket troll are still together – I’m Not Obsessed

Panty creamer of the second Popbytes

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