Afternoon Crumbs
The Peen Whisperer: This is how JLove’s trying to get an Emmy – Popoholic
MiserAlba gets spanked by Casey Affleck, remains miserable while doing so – Egotastic!
The body of Calvin Klein underwear doesn’t wear a bra – Hollywood Tuna
Even wolfs could use a little Botox in their pits – Popsugar
James Bond’s skinny jeans could be tighter – Lainey Gossip
Mickey Rourke can touch his chin with his middle finger. THE TALENT! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Sookeh is probably wondering why Stepford Katie’s only programmed thought is “Tommy Girl is the sexier than Xenu“- Just Jared
The latest update on Levi Johnston’s dick close-up – Towleroad
Shauna Sand in an elegant ensemble that I’m sure the Queen of England will be wearing very soon – Hollywood Rag
Bruce Willis says he won’t get the Demi Moore Special anytime soon – ICYDK
Dumb hos are still freaking out over a pretty tame Eva Mendes billboard – Cityrag
Another tape in the “Linday Lohan’s Worst Hits” series as provided by Michael Lohan – Celebitchy
Suri Cruise is scared of real-life children – SOW
Here’s a gentle reminder that Jay-Z is boning Sasha Fierce – Socialite Life
Robbie Williams will reunite with Take That – Holy Moly!
Janet Jackson and her pocket troll are still together – I’m Not Obsessed
Panty creamer of the second – Popbytes