Look! It’s a giant asshole and a giant pussy. You decide which is which.
If you happened to be making your way to Times Square in NYC last night when your genitals suddenly jumped off your crotch and headed straight for Port Authority, you now know why. Jon Grosslelin and Levi Johnston shared the same space in Times Square to shoot a segment for The Insider. Where was Nancy Grace or Kate Gosselin’s rabid possum head when we needed them most?
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go douse my pea coat with pig’s blood and feed it to a pack of wild coyotes.
Image VIA NYDN