Now This Is Some Shit I’d Pay To See

November 8, 2009 / Posted by:

In case you missed it, here’s the Twilight parody that aired on Saturday Night Live last night starring Taylor Swift and Bill Hader (who became one with RPattz’s “I’m trying to take a poo through my peen hole” face)

Taylor isn’t about to win an Oscar for triumphing as Lady Macbeth anytime soon, but that’s why she almost nailed Kristen Stewart as Bella. Well, in order to completely perfect her impersonation of Bella, Taylor would’ve needed to get a lobotomy with a cardboard box, but she still mastered Kristen’s lip chewing and hair tucking. For real, how is it possible that Kristen’s lip doesn’t look like it just finished a make-out session with piranha.

And Kanye West wasn’t able to let go of his CAPS LOCK key long enough to make a cameo last night, but he did come up in Taylor’s opening monologue song. Here’s that shit below:

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