Open Post: Hosted By Mister Rogers’ Statue

November 7, 2009 / Posted by:

There should be a Mister Rogers statute in every town since a lot of us spent quality time with him as children (and as grown-up stoners). The city of Pittsburgh recently unveiled their homage to Mister Rogers called “Tribute to Children.” This looks more like a tribute to cat litter. Mister Rogers is way too good for this shit. Shit being the key word here. This reminds me of “Shit Chet” in Weird Science and that is the extreme opposite of a compliment. Why did they have to do (doo) Mister Rogers like that?! Daniel Tigercat probably hit the floor when he saw this thing and he’s not going to get up. Let us all weep.

On a positive note, at least they don’t have to spend money cleaning up pigeon poo off this statute, because it will blend right in.

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