Jon Hamm looks like the Disney prince of your genital’s dreams today, and he looked like that in high school too. THAT BITCH! Above is one of Jon’s high school yearbook pictures, and I’m sure you’ll be spending the day Photoshopping your legs around his neck.
And let’s not exchange high school pictures, because Satan uses mine to torture his victims. It’s hell’s equivalent to laughing gas, so you don’t want to do that to yourself. Not today.