This Is News: Brit Brit Lip-Synchs
Virginia Judge, the Minister for Fair Trading for New South Wales in Australia, has gotten on her blow horn and shouted to her fellow to think twice about dropping cash on a Brit Brit concert. Virginia, who just got back from a 15-year vacation from a Kangaroo’s pouch, wants everyone to know that Our Lady of Cheetos pulls an Ashlee Simpson at all her concerts.
According to People, Virginia issued this statement: “It is Britney’s ‘prerogative’ to lip-sync, and it is my job to make sure consumers know what they are paying for up front. Personally I would rather see a live set from a local artist, but I am sure Britney’s fans will be treated to a spectacular show.”
Virginia Judge went on to say that the organizers should put disclaimers on all promo materials and tickets.
Um, Viggy (Can I call you that?), let me softly tape you with the DUH stick. There’s already an obvious disclaimer on Brit Brit’s tickets that states she doesn’t sing live. It reads: “BRITNEY SPEARS IN CONCERT.”