At last night’s MTV EMAs in Berlin, Germany’s golden child took the mic and behaved like your drunk boss giving a blundering speech at the company Christmas party while everyone throws him “shouldn’t you be setting a good example” side eyes. Seriously, The Hoff was slurring like he just gave oral to a taser gun.
Instead of Kanye snatching the mic from him, The Hoff needed Ken Seeley to come and take him away.
And I feel like we should raise a glass (filled with a non-boozy beverage*, of course) to The Hoff’s oh-so-fanceeeeee sequins blazer. It stayed sparkly in such an awkward situation.
*Does a wine cooler count as real alcohol?