Before you click play on the clip above, you should be warned that Miley Cyrus’ voice can scrape off several layers of finish in just a few seconds, so you better move all your favorite pieces of wood furniture out of the room.
In Miley’s song “Party in the USA,” she screeches about hearing a Jay-Z song on the radio. So during an interview on Halloween night in Kentucky, she was asked what her favorite Jay-Z song is (at the 2:50 mark). Miley’s answer? “Ah’ve nevah heard a Jay-Z song.” She didn’t write that song and only chose it because it went with her clothing line. Then Miley goes on to say that she doesn’t listen to pop music. A few beats later, she chirps something about Britney Spears. Then she starts yammering about Janis Joplin…..
And then Jay-Z, Janis Joplin and Brit Brit busted in there to flick her in the teefs. Seriously, I think I saw two of her brain cells bust out of her ear holes. Were we all like that when we were her age (SPOILER ALERT: The answer is no)? No wonder we boozed until the toilet called mercy.
In 50 years, Miley will still be sitting on a folding chair backstage somewhere in Kentucky wearing a trampy Pocahontas outfit and terrorizing little kids. Except she’ll have a ciggie hanging out of her mouth and a giant DRANK in her hand. Yes, Miley will totally be THAT Bingo lady.
VIA NY Mag’s Vulture