Harvey Does Not Have The Oinks

November 6, 2009 / Posted by:

Praying in front of your Harvey Price shrine for hours at a time has paid off, because he has been released from the hospital and does not have swine flu. I guess I should go apologize to the bag of pork rinds I farted on at the deli yesterday.

Harvey’s memaw rushed to him the hospital on Wednesday, because he had trouble breathing. They suspected that he might have been touched by a case of the Poshes, but doctors say it isn’t so.

On GMTV this morning, Peter Andre spoke about Harvey’s condition because he knew the world was holding its breath and starting to turn the color of Katie Price’s snatch rod. Peter said, “He’s OK. He’s actually… he’s much better. We were there the night before last, and then yesterday he went home early, quite early – so he’s better, a lot better. He’s fine, he’s happy.”

And now we can exhale. And it looks like Katie exhaled long before we did, because here she is hitting the pub with Roxy just a few minutes after Harvey came home. Bitch better be going to the bar to pick up a mug of hot bourbon for Harvey’s cough.

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