YOGI BEAR: The Movie is happening. Even worse, they have cast Justin Timberlake as everyone’s favorite bottom bitch Boo Boo. Douchier than the average bear.
The Hollywood Reporter (via Coming Soon) says that the Yogi movie will be part CGI, part live-action and full stupid. In addition to Justin voicing Boo Boo, Dan Akroyd will be the voice of Yogi and Anna Faris will play a documentary filmmaker. They will start shooting this wreck in New Zealand next month.
You know, I’ve always believed that Boo Boo regularly showed Yogi his “dick in a picanic basket,” so I can kind of see where the producers were going, but it still isn’t right. You know what else isn’t right? The fact that I didn’t know the real Yellowstone Park wasn’t called Jellystone Park until I was in my late teens.