Dr. Arnie Klein – Michael Jackson’s dermatologist – just did an interview with Harvey Levin of TMZ. One of the topics they discussed was Michael Jackson’s peculiar habit of whipping out his privates in front of other people (including children) to pee in a cup so that he wouldn’t have to walk down the hallway to the bathroom. Dr. Klein said he didn’t think that the habit was all that unusual. Then he told a short story of a female country singer he knew. He said that she told him that when she lived in the country, she would purposely pee in the bed every night just to stay warm. Who might he be talking about? (Blind Gossip)
Everybody knows that when you do pee pee times in the bed, it immediately goes cold and turns into a slushie on your privates. Not exactly warm. So I’ve heard. Dolly Parton might be the obvious guess here, but I’ll go with Loretta Lynn just so I can picture her singing “PISS CITY” instead of “Fist City.“
This former B list television actress and now C list movie actress has been single for awhile. Maybe not for long though. At a recent event, our actress was supposed to walk the runway at a fashion show. When her time to walk approached, no one could find her. People were running around looking for her. They finally found her, umm, in her dressing room in the midst of full on sex. When told she needed to be on stage that second, she jumped up, pulled down her dress and walked the runway. (CDAN)
I’ve got zilch. But for the shit of it I’ll guess Maggie Grace or Heather Graham?
Remember when we told you about the wealthy singer who brings in a body-double for a wife, you know, to rub his feet and take care of him for her? Well, we heard that she also brings in a ’sex instructor’ who coaches the husband on how to pleasure her correctly. The husband watches as the instructor demonstrates on the singer what’s right and what’s wrong. Not Christina Aguilera. (BuzzFoto)
See, this is how you get new dick without pissing off your full-time fuck partner. I’ll guess Celine Dion (ha), JLo or Barbara Streisand?
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