Beyonce ruled the MTV EMAs while wearing one of Vanity’s old ones. Meanwhile, Basement Baby ruled a game of Battleship against one of her imaginary friends- Lainey Gossip
Katy Perry gives herself a chichi adjustment at the MTV EMAs – Egotastic!
More from RiRi’s GMA interview with Diane Sawyer – Popsugar
Cameron Diaz actually doesn’t look like she belongs in a Domino’s box here (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
A book of celeb-dude facials – Towleroad
They’re perfect, we get it – Just Jared
Miranda Kerr at the Hug Awards. But don’t hug her ass or she may snap in two – Hollywood Tuna
Kate Bosworth is the younger Fishsticks Paltrow sans the giant stick shoved halfway up her blow hole – Celebitchy
Lil’ Kim has finally transformed into the wax mannequin of her dreams – Hollywood Rag
Cher: same hat, different nose – Cityrag
The one who isn’t Glamberace from last season’s American Idol has a new video – Socialite Life
Gayelle King is not going to be happy that O is sharing a cover with Ellen – Popeater
The jokes write themselves: Someone throws up while watching Breakfast at Tiffany’s the play – Holy Moly!
Here’s Natalie Portman in V judging you for putting that delicious pastrami sandwich in your mouth – Popoholic
Shia LaDouche holding a cup and concentrating hard – ICYDK
Brian Austin Green must be wearing invisible ear plugs here – I’m Not Obsesessed