Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Looks Like A Furry No-No Hole

November 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Sharon Osbourne became one of my personal heroes when she de-weaved that skank Megan Hauserman last year. And Sharon brought the cuntery yet again when she went on a rant about the most famous person in the world, Susan Boyle, to Opie & Anthony (clip above).

Sharon sounded like a Dlisted comment come to life when she said, “I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped arse. God bless her. It’s like, ‘You go girl’. She does look like a hairy arsehole. She is a lovely lady. You just want to say ‘god bless’ and here’s a Gillette razor.”

If SuBo really looked like a hairy asshole, Tommy Girl’s tongue would be permanently attached to her cheek.

But seriously, Sharon is like that cunty old aunt who tells you that you’ve got pregnant calves and armpits that look like a Shar Pei’s cooch. Sharon isn’t coming a mean place. Okay, maybe she is, but you still laughed. So you’re an accessory to her bitchiness.

And FYI, here’s what Sharon looked like BPS (before plastic surgery):

Pebbles the cat just fell in love for the second time.

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