Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit’s Cheeto Tips
November 5, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Our Lady of Cheetos landed in Perth yesterday to being the Australian leg of her “Iz Can Wave My Handz” world tour. While Brit Brit looked happy to be in Perth, her nipples looked like they wanted to take a holiday to Tasmania. Actually, one nipple wants to head south while the other one is trying to hitchhike out of there to check out the west. She’s got wandering nipples.
And those of you screaming about how Brit Brit needs to put a BRARAWN (copyright: Jill Zarin) are fighting a losing battle. The only way she’s going to stuff her hush puppies into a bra is if it’s made out of delicious beef jerky.
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