Harvey Price Is In The Hospital

November 5, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The clouds are making sad faces this morning because the candy apple of the world’s eye, Harvey Price, is in the hospital with a possible case of swine flu. This is serious business because Harvey doesn’t do too well when he’s got the ills. Harvey is partially blind and suffers from severe autism. Katie Price’s rep said that he’s doing “very poorly.”

Katie was off pimping her book out, but she immediately rushed to be with Harvey, as did Peter Andre. Katie’s rep also said: “Katie is very frantic. You would assess a normal child at home, but in Harvey’s case as soon as he gets ill he has to go to hospital. Katie is preparing to take time off work until Harvey is well.”

Most of the papers/tabloids are saying that Harvey being in the hospital is bringing Katie and Peter back together, but who really gives a dick about them! Instead of wasting keystrokes on Katie and Peter, we should be sending lil’ Harvey good thoughts (delivered by a puppy wearing a bunny costume). And if I see a pig today, I swear I’m going to kick it for doing this to Harvey.

Source: The Sun

Tags: Katie Price, Sadness, TomKat, Try The Jello

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