Are We Sure He Isn’t The One Who’s Pregnant?

November 5, 2009 / Posted by:

They teach you at Planned Parenthood that KFed’s almighty sperm can break through brick walls and knock up a toaster, so if you’re going to fuck with him you better wear a diaphragm made out of kryptonite. It seems that Victoria Prince didn’t listen, because word on the block is that she’s carrying the latest spawn of KFED.

According to the National Enquirer (via Popcrunch), Victoria recently found out she’s got a case of the babies after spending a weekend in Las Vegas with KFed. I can’t believe they found time to do it with all the distractions of Las Vegas around them. And by distractions, I mean the buffets. Also, how the hell did she find the dick?! Victoria is a regular Marco Polo. Anyways….

Some source said, “The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.”

If this is true, Victoria is carrying KFed’s fifth child.

As far as I know, I don’t have any baby baking parts and I still wouldn’t bounce on KFed unless I was okay with a baby popping out of me in 9 months. Hos should even be afraid to give him a hand job, because his super powerful pre-cum could seep into their pores and travel to their ovaries. The jizz ain’t a joke.

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