Page Six is saying that Sienna Miller was out buying panties this week at Only Hearts in NYC with her ex-fuck buddy DJ Slinky Wizard. There were reports that Sienna recently left DJ Slinky’s ass on the curb, because she couldn’t deal with a long-distance relationship. It’s true. If Sienna’s genitals don’t get fed every 24 hours, we all suffer.
But some source seems to think Sienna and DJ Slinky rekindled their romance, because they acted like a couple while shopping at Only Hearts. The source added, “George was talking about how he was excited about their plans for the night.”
HOWEVER, Gawker claims Sienna was shopping at Only Hearts, but was with Balthazar Getty instead of DJ Slinky Wizard. Also, Sienna and Balthy were caught getting manicures together earlier this week.
So basically this is looking like Sienna’s vag never let go of Balthazar’s peen. Sienna was probably just using DJ Slinky Wizard to distract us all from the fact that she’s still fucking on Balthazar. That cunning slut.
It’s also looking like Balthazar loves polish on his nails and silk on his nalgas.