The Photoshop Awards: 50 Cent’s Cologne Ad

November 4, 2009 / Posted by:

There’s are so many things wrong with the picture above. First of all, 50 Cent is not right naming his cologne “Power” since Gay Al Reynolds has an ass spray coming out in a few weeks called “Power Bottom.” Second of all, why does Half-A-Dollar even have a fragrance in the first place? Third of all, is that even Two Quarters in this ad? Without his tats or teefs, he looks more like a character you’d run into at a down low gay club on Grand Theft Auto.

And you know that Eddie Murphy is at Kinko’s right now trying to get this ad printed on a pair of white cotton panties (ala Pattinson panties).

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