The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 3rd!

November 4, 2009 / Posted by:

After months of testing and perfecting, Madonna’s Anti-Aging Serum (a concoction of stewed human fetuses, a single tear from St. Angie, with a dash of faux-British accent) debuts on GOOP. – Ryan Fischer

Runners-up:

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the finger again! – loozer

So that’s where Frosted Flakes comes from – irishtree

Love making, the Scientology way. – Supertramp

That is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen here, and that is saying a lot. – misslainey

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