Posh Is A Mommy To Two Teacup Pigs

November 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Since celebwhores are jizzing over the newest craze micro pigs, it’s no surprise that Posh & Becks have jumped into the trough and bought their own adorable oink-ers. The Daily Mail says that Posh dropped £1400 on two tiny teacup pigs for her family. The pigs are currently living in luxury at BeckingHAM Palace in England.

Some source claims that Posh wants to name them Elton & David after her friends Elton John and David Furnish. But Becks thinks they should give them the names Pinky & Perky, which are two words that can be used to perfectly describe his voice.

It’s a good thing Posh got her schnoz snipped not too long ago. Because if she didn’t, she wouldn’t be happy waking up to two tiny pigs suckling on her nipples for leche.

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