The Kardashian family made dreams come true yesterday by lining up to get punched out by the luckiest people in the world. The Kardashians agreed to be human (mostly) punching bags for the sake of charity. The beat down party extravaganza, which was held at the Commerce Casino in CA, raised cash for the Dream Foundation.
It sounds like everything went according to God’s plan, because Kim took a blow to the face and her brother Rob ended up in the hospital with a busted head. Kim wrote on her blog:
“When Rob stepped in the ring to fight, his opponent was at least 25 lbs heavier than him, even though the organization had assured us that they were screening the people we were fighting against and that they would be within 5 lbs of our weights! At one point Rob’s mask fell off and when he put his hands down he got hit in the face and ended up in hospital with a concussion. Rob’s a strong guy and can definitely hold his own, but he wasn’t expecting to get hit after his mask had fallen off! This guy just got really down and dirty!
We were all really angry and upset about what had happened to Rob, but I hadn’t even fought yet and I didn’t want to let the charity down, so I decided to get in the ring. My girl was a good sport, but she was tough! I knew I had to do it for charity, since that’s what it was all about, but man, my girl could throw a punch! Look at my black eye!!!
At the end of the day, we did this for charity and that’s what counts. Rob is doing fine now and my black eye will be gone soon… I hope.”
YES KIM, that black eye is absolutely Hostel-like. It’s horrific. You better take out a restraining order against the eyeshadow brush that punched you out like that.
And I don’t understand how Kim could’ve lost her bout with an ass like that. Homegirl’s ass could easily become the heavyweight champion of the world. All she has to do is wiggle it just a little bit and it would’ve been an instant KO!
By the way, Khloe Kardashian dropped out at the last minute, because she was too scared. Something in the milk ain’t clean about that. My guess is that Khloe’s opponent figured out who she was fighting and immediately dug a hole out of that bitch. Khloe could make us all blackout just by growling.