Smiley Slimey is out whoring himself on the fameho stroll with his fake girlfriend, Gretchen of The Real Housewives of Orange County, his 9-year-old son is battling a brain tumor. And Slade could give a shit. At least that’s what the boy’s mother is claiming.
TMZ reports that the mother of Slade owes around $78,000 in late child support payments. Slade has already filed a request for his child support payments to be lowered because he says he’s Pamela Anderson broke and currently doesn’t have a job. Slade’s spokeswhore, who must work for dingles and handjobs since Slade has no money, said that his client has “jumped through burning hoops to take care of his child’s well-being and health.”
BURNING HOOPS?! Gretchen’s vagina doesn’t count, Slade, but nice try.
The mother of Slade’s son added that not only has he not sent a check in a while, but he also rarely visits his sickly son. Slade has only stopped by to say “hello” twice in the past year.
Slade is the worst of the worst. His monthly chest waxing and ass bleaching bill is probably more than $78,000, so he needs to stop with that “I’m broke” bullshit.
I’m surprised Gretchen hasn’t dropped everything (which is nothing) to play nurse to Slade’s son. I mean, we all know she’s the second coming of Florence Fucking Nightingale.