Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

November 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Which comedian has a penchant for rent boys? The comic regularly orders £1,000-a-night lads – but is always polite enough to offer them a cup of tea after. Your extra clue: Not many funny men could afford this. (3am)

PLEASE BE DAVID WALLIAMS! PLEASE! If this is him, then I’m packing up my lube collection and moving to the UK to become a tea seller. You didn’t think I was going to say rent boy, did you? I am a little realistic. My other guesses are: Russell Brand? Ricky Gervais? Or Noel Fielding?

This B+/A- list closeted television actress from a hit network drama was having drama of her own in the bathroom as her girlfriend was complaining that she felt left out and wanted to meet our actresses friends. Our actress kept her head on a swivel while trying to keep the conversation as quiet as possible. The girlfriend is very, very young and a gorgeous blonde. (CDAN)

Kate The Great Walsh?

This C+/B- list television actress formerly on one of the most interesting shows of all time which is still on the air went around the event asking almost everyone if they had just a little bump of coke she could have to get through the night. Our actress is in the midst of a career transition. (CDAN)

My guess is that the show is Lost, but I’ve got nothing after that. Michelle Rodriguez is more of a movie actress, but she did recently say that she’s going to start writing stuff. Oh hell, I bet it’s the polar bear. Definitely the polar bear.

This B/C list Celebrity will announce her upcoming pregnancy soon, but don’t be fooled; it’s a stunt. Sure, it’s legit. There’s a real life baby in her belly, but what her boyfriend doesn’t know is that she skipped her pills on purpose because she feared an impending breakup. We know there are rumors of his wandering eye, and maybe she thought a child would refocus his vision. Not Ashlee Simpson. (BuzzFoto)

If it’s LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, we’re gonna need a Lifetime mini-series based on this shit.

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